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Jul. 27th, 2012 09:35 pm
childhood_surgery: (Teacher - Pose)
[personal profile] childhood_surgery
Considering how lacking in even basic English language skills some of you have transpired to be, a further written memorandum seemed both futile and counter-productive... Therefore, I find myself resorting to televisual communication as a reminder of tomorrow's class assignments, for those of you who, no doubt, consider themselves fortunate enough to have me bless your educational careers.

Unlike Professor Kozak, my standards will not be relaxed in the interests of... Recreational pursuits. I have a reputation for disciplinary creativity for good reason - you would be ill-advised to test it.

For those of you in need of the customary reminder, the following was requested...

One written recitation of typical pre-ceremonial cauldron use - song lyrics do not apply. A written example of elemental summoning, as learnt in last week's examination of Cunningham's works. And, finally, the name of the concoction resulting from six parts patchouli oil, eight parts myrrh oil and sixteen parts sandelwood oil.

And please remember, use of your designated athame for non-regulated purposes will result in not only personal detention, but potential consequences for your assigned house.

[OOC: Meet Professor Daro Xen! Potions teacher and possessed of a fearsome reputation for strict discipline - any student who's tried to play around in Xen's class always comes to regret it. D: She's that teacher everyone learns to dread/hate, but who most know better than to mess around with. And looks like Claudia Black! So, kind of a... Female, younger and sternly attractive version of Snape. c:]

Date: 2012-07-28 03:06 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (picture this)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
What if I decided to read you my report in song?

[ Stephanie Brown is something of a slacker. She skates by on what she can glean from osmosis while doodling pictures of cute boys in class. Which is a bit more than your average D student, but doesn't get her much higher than a B.

And she likes to poke fun when she can. ]

Date: 2012-07-28 08:15 pm (UTC)
rass_bestie: Ryan Tubridy is Peylix (a little cocky)
From: [personal profile] rass_bestie
Then we would have a... [Dramatic tones.] Paradox.

Date: 2012-07-28 08:53 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (so detective what brings you here?)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
Wah wah wah!

I wouldn't really, but a girl can dream.

Video:

Date: 2012-07-28 09:06 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (omnomnom?)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
Will I get extra credit?

Video:

Date: 2012-07-28 09:23 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (🌹 bashful)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
All things considered, I think I'll pass.

Video:

Date: 2012-07-28 09:37 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (plenty to hide)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
You know, I thought about it, and I just can't hold a note to save my life. I'm sure we're all better off if I don't.

[private]

Date: 2012-07-28 11:39 pm (UTC)
cannibalmind: (youngknife)
From: [personal profile] cannibalmind
Done, done and done, Madame Professor. Though I'm rather curious as to the changes in scent caused in the formula when it is worn by a woman. I don't suppose you would care to enlighten me?

Video - private:

Date: 2012-07-29 02:42 am (UTC)
cannibalmind: (younglistening)
From: [personal profile] cannibalmind
Of course not, it's a ritual oil. Nevertheless, I think you'd do quite well in a sandalwood mix. Perhaps a nice massage oil. [He's incorrigible.]

Video - private:

Date: 2012-07-29 04:57 am (UTC)
cannibalmind: (youngcruel)
From: [personal profile] cannibalmind
MMmmmmm...no. Not in this particular case, I don't. Say a word of disinterest and I'll leave you be, as I am a gentleman. But few people fascinate me more than a woman who challenges me.

Video - private

Date: 2012-07-29 11:29 pm (UTC)
cannibalmind: (youngwine)
From: [personal profile] cannibalmind
Fair enough.

But when I'm properly graduated and away from this place, I do hope you'll have a glass of wine with me.

Date: 2012-07-29 02:30 am (UTC)
youwillgotohell: (SMIRKGANA: THE RETURN)
From: [personal profile] youwillgotohell
Thank you for the reminder, professor. [She was mostly done with all that, but she always finds Xen kind of hilarious. She's a mostly A student, too, so they probably get along just fine.]

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Date: 2012-07-29 02:57 am (UTC)
youwillgotohell: ( smile ) (I'll never be his son)
From: [personal profile] youwillgotohell
There are no students like me. [Well there totally are, but she's a little arrogant.]

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Date: 2012-07-29 03:17 am (UTC)
youwillgotohell: ( smirk ) (and to take your soul)
From: [personal profile] youwillgotohell
Perhaps that's my ego speaking.

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Date: 2012-07-29 03:50 pm (UTC)
youwillgotohell: ( smile ) (nor son)
From: [personal profile] youwillgotohell
I'm sorry. I'll keep that in mind, Professor. I wouldn't want to get ahead of myself.

video

Date: 2012-07-29 06:32 am (UTC)
demigoddess: (dad gave me the pj set and everything)
From: [personal profile] demigoddess
I would say thanks, but you're doing this to be mean. And before you ask, yes I did already finish the homework. [ And she says it in a "bet you didn't see that coming" tone. ]

Date: 2012-07-31 03:14 pm (UTC)
demigoddess: (Uh huh I'm so sure)
From: [personal profile] demigoddess
Don't worry, Professor, if it's any consolation I know you'll have fun reading it. Unless of course it's reading all of that homework that makes you bitter. If that's the case, then might I suggest cutting back?


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